“A lot of brown bread is just white bread coloured brown.”

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Elton and Betty White on Venice Beach (via mysteronsmusic)

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cosplay transformers (via ladeum)

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How To Smoke Smarties (via ballerboy4life)

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Karen Andrews can’t speak. Every time she starts to tell her story, she puts her head down and crumples. She is slim and angular and has the faded radiance of the once-rich, even though her clothes are as creased as her forehead. I find her in the car park of one of Dubai’s finest international hotels, where she is living, in her Range Rover. She has been sleeping here for months, thanks to the kindness of the Bangladeshi car park attendants who don’t have the heart to move her on. This is not where she thought her Dubai dream would end.

I wish Dubai would go back to being a dream land :( I’m gonna miss fantasising about how wonderful it would have been, but now I think that it probably never would have been that wonderful.

The dark side of Dubai - Johann Hari, Commentators - The Independent

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Kermit the Frog singing Talking Heads’ Once in a Lifetime. Incredible.

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I’ve never seen Giraffes fight. I don’t know what to think about this… I love giraffes.

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“Microsoft huh? So it’s pretty easy to use?”

“Songsmith huh? Well my band has said my songs have been pretty stale lately, maybe this is just what I need!”

I can’t believe that even Microsoft would consider selling this. - Microsoft Songsmith Ad (via Duker91)

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And later: “Here’s what we call Steve’s Feature” - and he shows the slow-motion slide of something or other. It all comes over as very subtle mickey-taking against himself, the objects, our perceptions; he shows a speaker that you plug your iPod Mini into and everyone goes ooh because it’s so vast on the screen. “Yeah, it looks like it’s 80 foot up there,” he quips.

Phil Schiller is gonna be fiiiiiiine.

Charles on… anything that comes along » The dramatic news from the Apple Expo: Phil Schiller is *funny*!

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Phil Schiller Has A Posse (via JL!)

Phil Schiller Has A Posse (via JL!)

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